Thursday, August 23, 2012

Raya Operation

While looking for the big eagle, there was a white vulture preying on us -

Vulture : The passenger behind did not put on safety belt eh. Where you from?
Meow : We from lion city.
Vulture : License please.
He looked at the license to ensure it is issued by lion city and returned to us without checking the photo don't match Meow's face...SUSAH
Vulture : The passenger behind did not put on safety belt eh. The passenger behind, passport please.
Stupidly handover my passport to him. He hold dearly to it and threaten us.
Vulture : Now its Raya Operation. I will issue summon and you go polis station to pay 300 dollars fine.
Meow : Tolong, tolong ... don't issue ticket. We dont have so much money with us.
Vulture : How much can you pay?
Meow : 50
Vulture not happy with the miserable amount and continue to press on.
Vulture : You go polis station to talk to my supervisor.
Meow : Tolong, tolong lah ... don't issue ticket. Tolong, tolong la.
Vulture smelled our "eagle"-ness to compromise so he returned my passport to Meow.
Vulture : ok la, you pay 100 and I issue a motorcycle illegal parking ticket and write valid motorcycle license no.
Meow hurriedly pay him and drove off while Vulture continued his operation.
 

1 comment:

  1. Ugly Vulture....Allah will not pass him when he returns to the sky....

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