Saturday, April 12, 2014

Mean and Evil

Magician : I am low ...
Juggler : Huh? You realize you are shorter than the ringmaster in height???
Magician : NO, I am always TALLER than him and even much taller when I put on my magic hat. That man is abusing my apprentices - want them to perform more complex magic tricks, working on more sophisticated props, lalala lalala {lost of word when temper flared}. They have to work at home even on their rest day. HE is a despicable slave driver!!!
Juggler : Easy meh. Use your magic to turn him into a mouse ...
Magician {interrupted} : then flatten him??? He is not worth to dirty my shoe and the ground that I step on.
Juggler : Wow, you are so MEAN!!! Let me finish. Put him into a cat-trap to lure the feral cat.
Magician {eyes big big} : You are so EVIL!!! 
Juggler : Come on, let's go for our Breve.
Both walked to their fave caffe wearing a supercilious smirk on their face.